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A year later, he is again sitting on his couch watching TV when the doorbell rings again.
He opens the door to see an angry snail, who yells, "What the Heck was that for?
The loser would have to give up all of their weapons and surrender to the victor, who would then rule the entire world.
While a bit silly, this seemed like a good solutions to all parties involved. The Russians wasted no time and spent months searching the world to find the meanest, most vicious dog that they could.
He slashed the air, but the fruit fly continued to fly.
The Emperor, disappointed, asked why the fruit fly was not dead.
The first, being a practical Englishman, grabs a bottle of water from the car.
Many countries are always trying to outdo each other in every area, and many very funny jokes illustrate that point clearly.The minute the Russian dog came near the American dog, the little dachshund opened his mouth and gobbled down the Russian dog in one bite. "But we spent five years training and breeding our dog to be the biggest, meanest dog ever!" The Americans replied, "Yeah, well, we spent five years figuring out how to make an alligator look like a dachshund." An American, a Russian, and a Pole were riding on a train.They came up with a huge, crazy dog that was part Rottweiler and part dire wolf.
They mated this dog with a second most vicious dog they had found - a particularly nasty and unstable Doberman Pinscher.His response to the American’s startled look was simply, "In Poland, we have lots of these." Three men are driving through the desert, but their car ends up stalling and breaking down.